found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
