yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
3pm strippers are depressing
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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