Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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