I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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