My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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