Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Sponge bath it is.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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