6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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