he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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