she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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