11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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