a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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