U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
