I wish I could teleport
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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