when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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