Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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