Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Welp...herpes.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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