why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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