in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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