She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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