oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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