I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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