you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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