Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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