: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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