so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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