Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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