why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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