Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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