you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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