Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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