Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We left an ass print on the piano.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
