i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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