you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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