Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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