Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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