check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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