you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My life is pants optional.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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