Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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