im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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