Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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