I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It's just like the Real World with babies
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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