Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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