Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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