its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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