i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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