And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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