We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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