I'm going to rape someone's good day.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
