i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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