You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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